Happy's Fun House
Happy the Clown, a beloved staple of Fort Fright has been missing since 2015. Said to have been driven off by other clowns wanting the job, Happy hasn’t been seen since. Stories have been heard that Happy is locked in the West Officer’s quarters of Fort Henry with reports of maniacal laughter and blood-curdling screams being the only evidence that Happy is still here. This area has been termed Happy’s Fun House and only one person has been inside and lived to tell the tale. Rumoured to be Happy’s uncle, he told of a swirling vortex, black light corridors filled with strange things, and maze-like rooms where Happy lives. He turned and yelled “Happy Birthday!” before running back inside.